Stuff I've written that is on the interwebs.
What Your Wine Label Says About You
These are the 10 types of people who, like myself, buy bottles of wine based solely on what the labels look like.
Art Basel through a Crappy Lens
In deference to their "no professional photography" policy, I reviwed Art Basel using only poorly-taken phone pictures.
Reviewing With Light
I attempted a monthly review of each page of the Thomas Kinkade "Painter of Light" calendar. He passed away in June of that year. That made it weird.
Baseball Card Hall of Infamy
In which I recall both the glory days of baseball cards, and the most hilarious failures from the era. Additional interview with Josh Wilker here.
The 7 Types of Idiots You See Waiting in Line For the New iPhone
Co-written with this guy. He did the odd words, I did the even, something like that.
If A Tree Falls...
In which I solve the ancient philosophical thought experiment, once and for all.
The true story of football on Thanksgiving, written for the New Yorker online.
A frequent contributor to this, which is better than the real Wiki in that we don't beg you for money. Nominated for a 2015 Shorty Award!
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